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Assassinato

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August 17, 2017 - 7:27 pm

It’s Assassinato son 😀

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August 17, 2017 - 7:47 pm

Welcome big guy, good to have you on board.

The Riceman

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August 18, 2017 - 2:41 am

Ahhh! I had heard about your imminent arrival! So if for a SNG’er like myself I compared Collin Moshman’s arrival as akin to Jesus descending through the clouds to help me, then we have to ascribe to yourself the position of Moses!

But in this case you have not come to part the Red Sea, you have come to make my graph point upwards instead of downwards!

The warmest of Riceman welcomes! I used to love your articles in the back of Poker Player(?). I particularly remember the dude who was suicidal because of poker.

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August 18, 2017 - 2:58 pm

Hey guys,

I appreciate the warm welcome 🙂

I’m really grateful to be working here, honestly. I recently decided to make the shift to focus on my students and readers first, because what I really enjoy is teaching and writing. I can’t really think of a better place for me than here, since before joining I personally hung out with Derek, Alioto, and Brokos. Really dug how they all thought about life and poker. I always loved how you guys just focus on tournaments, which is my first love in poker.

Also, Carlos apparently lives in my house. I forget sometimes, because he hides in this one room all day, but when he does venture out he’s a really cool dude who has taught me a great deal about life.

Joining this team is an honor, and I am happy to be here 😀

Can’t wait to get to work with you guys.

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August 19, 2017 - 1:30 am

I thought he lived in a van! Don’t tell me that’s not true…You’ll blow the Carlos legend!

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August 19, 2017 - 6:47 pm

He could still. I don’t know. Just once in a while I find him hiding in my house.

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August 21, 2017 - 11:47 am

Stoked to have you on board man!! Mostly because you have great taste in music…but also the pokers. 🙂

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August 21, 2017 - 8:23 pm

REAL RECOGNIZE REAL HOMIE lol

Happy to be aboard to help these kidz out with real music and theeee card play

The Riceman

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August 25, 2017 - 2:45 pm

Errrmmm…excuse me. Help with the poker? Undoubtedly.

Educate me in musical taste? Not possible.

My taste in music is universally recognized as being unsurpassable. (In the UK, which therefore=the world).

But I welcome the opportunity to help you out with the music, if you can help me out with the poker. In fact, I can offer you a deal…my musical expertise and education for some poker coaching?

Of course, there would be an outstanding balance owed to me at the end.

Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Jimmy Hendrix…at one time or another every one of these guys has consulted the Riceman on musical taste and direction. Go ahead and ask them if you don’t believe me.

(Justin Bieber tried asking me one time, but I kicked him in the ass and told him to piss off…the twat).

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August 27, 2017 - 5:59 pm

I like you Assassinato, fwiw.

I watched your 1st new video on TPE. Very entertaining. Truly.

I have a piece of constructive criticism if I may:

You start out by saying that you have a great ability to explain concepts, because you claim not to be a naturally hugely talented player.

I really love your use of Flopzilla, but frankly I didn’t understand what you were saying about the blue filters.

Probably best if I post my question in the video comment box. Please keep an eye out if you can.

But truly, I was very interested and entertained.

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September 14, 2017 - 4:55 pm

Riceman,

I shall be a little slower with the Flopzilla. My apologies.

My musical taste is unparalleled. And anyone who doubts it can get 17 hours of my Spotify playlist blaring at full volume. Ask anyone who has ever lived with me.

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September 18, 2017 - 3:01 pm

Hmmm…I like it…I sense irony?