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PokerStars Game #43107099719: Tournament #307010645, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XXXI (30000/60000) – 2010/04/24 0:35:53 ET
Table ‘307010645 190’ 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 3: bahia (2538353 in chips)
Seat 4: YaGotBurnt (3830661 in chips)
Seat 5: engantil (6347457 in chips)
Seat 6: derWilly (2549227 in chips)
Seat 8: Dr.karbunkel (2179302 in chips)
bahia: posts the ante 6000
YaGotBurnt: posts the ante 6000
engantil: posts the ante 6000
derWilly: posts the ante 6000
Dr.karbunkel: posts the ante 6000
Dr.karbunkel: posts small blind 30000
bahia: posts big blind 60000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YaGotBurnt [2h 4h]
YaGotBurnt: raises 62222 to 122222
engantil: folds
derWilly: folds
Dr.karbunkel: folds
bahia: calls 62222
*** FLOP *** [3h Ad Js]
bahia: checks
YaGotBurnt: bets 144444
bahia: raises 144444 to 288888
YaGotBurnt: raises 311111 to 599999
bahia: folds
Uncalled bet (311111) returned to YaGotBurnt
YaGotBurnt collected 882220 from pot
YaGotBurnt: doesn’t show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 882220 | Rake 0
Board [3h Ad Js]
Seat 3: bahia (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: YaGotBurnt collected (882220)
Seat 5: engantil folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 6: derWilly (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 8: Dr.karbunkel (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #43107790236: Tournament #307010645, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XXXIII (50000/100000) – 2010/04/24 1:07:56 ET
Table ‘307010645 190’ 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: bahia (2356578 in chips)
Seat 4: YaGotBurnt (3436441 in chips)
Seat 5: engantil (5113792 in chips)
Seat 6: derWilly (1866448 in chips)
Seat 8: Dr.karbunkel (4671741 in chips)
bahia: posts the ante 10000
YaGotBurnt: posts the ante 10000
engantil: posts the ante 10000
derWilly: posts the ante 10000
Dr.karbunkel: posts the ante 10000
bahia: posts small blind 50000
YaGotBurnt: posts big blind 100000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YaGotBurnt [Ah Jd]
engantil: folds
derWilly: folds
Dr.karbunkel: raises 100000 to 200000
bahia: calls 150000
YaGotBurnt: raises 399999 to 599999
Dr.karbunkel: folds
bahia: raises 1746579 to 2346578 and is all-in
YaGotBurnt: calls 1746579
*** FLOP *** [5d Js 2h]
*** TURN *** [5d Js 2h] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [5d Js 2h 9d] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bahia: shows [7c 7h] (a pair of Sevens)
YaGotBurnt: shows [Ah Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
YaGotBurnt collected 4943156 from pot
YaGotBurnt said, “gg”
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4943156 | Rake 0
Board [5d Js 2h 9d 3h]
Seat 3: bahia (small blind) showed [7c 7h] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 4: YaGotBurnt (big blind) showed [Ah Jd] and won (4943156) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: engantil folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 6: derWilly folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 8: Dr.karbunkel (button) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #43108507993: Tournament #307010645, $10+$1

USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XXXV (75000/150000) – 2010/04/24 1:41:59 ET
Table ‘307010645 190’ 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 4: YaGotBurnt (6743470 in chips)
Seat 5: engantil (10701530 in chips)
YaGotBurnt: posts the ante 15000
engantil: posts the ante 15000
engantil: posts small blind 75000
YaGotBurnt: posts big blind 150000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YaGotBurnt [Kh Kc]
engantil: raises 150000 to 300000
YaGotBurnt: raises 599999 to 899999
engantil: calls 599999
*** FLOP *** [2s Ts 7h]
YaGotBurnt: bets 777777
engantil: raises 777777 to 1555554
YaGotBurnt: raises 4272917 to 5828471 and is all-in
engantil: calls 4272917
*** TURN *** [2s Ts 7h] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [2s Ts 7h Qs] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
YaGotBurnt: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
engantil: shows [6s 5s] (a flush, Queen high)
engantil collected 13486940 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13486940 | Rake 0
Board [2s Ts 7h Qs Tc]
Seat 4: YaGotBurnt (big blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 5: engantil (button) (small blind) showed [6s 5s] and won (13486940) with a flush, Queen high

Sigh… but yay; just won 10k!